tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post5760177565768254453..comments2023-09-26T07:10:49.169-07:00Comments on Stephen T. McCarthy <i><b>STUFFS</b></i>: MY FRIEND WENT TO CHINA AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TRANSMISSION FLUID!Stephen T. McCarthyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-28868231939222205732014-07-18T18:43:48.386-07:002014-07-18T18:43:48.386-07:00>>... The best taste description I have is t...<i>>>... The best taste description I have is that it mixes together the worst elements or kerosene and lighter fluid</i><br /><br />I can't really argue with that.<br />I must say though that I definitely picked up more than a hint of the flavor of acid reflux when it sneaks back up into one's throat.<br /><br />One thing's for certain: One sip of this stuffs and it's something you'll never ever forget.<br /><br />~ D-FensDogg<br />'Loyal American Underground'Stephen T. McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-5006484395879673362014-07-18T11:19:18.673-07:002014-07-18T11:19:18.673-07:00so its a few years later, I am looking to get some...so its a few years later, I am looking to get some so I can make a toast with some Chinese business associates.... <br />I had some of this stuff in the late 1970s and early 80s. It doesnt put hair on your chest, it burns it off. It morphs into lava as it enters your body. And as it leaves too. The best taste description I have is that it mixes together the worst elements or kerosene and lighter fluidAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-52774606790868860202011-12-18T22:53:50.776-08:002011-12-18T22:53:50.776-08:00BR'ER MARC ~
Thanks for the comment. Glad I co...BR'ER MARC ~<br />Thanks for the comment. Glad I could provide a quarter of an hour's worth of entertainment to the hard-working hospitalites.<br /><br />I don't like ouzo like I uzedto, but it's still not bad - a black licorice-flavored liqueur, like anisette.<br /><br /><i>>>...I'd love to have yer HO BIB and keep the yearly reading going...</i><br /><br />Oh, dude, it does my heart GOOD to see you mention my "Ho Bib" - which means you do remember that old blog bit at F-FFF which (by some coincidence) I just sent a link to it the other day to another friend of mine.<br /><br />She's sort of an orthodox Christian, so I didn't expect her to approve of my anti-American interpretation. But she wrote back: "I found your theory very likely."<br /><br />Tonight, I poured myself another GraMar cup-full of that awful Maotai shit in order to toast the '72 Miami Dolphins...<br /><br />I can NOW tell you - definitely! - what it tastes like:<br /><br />... Maotai tastes EXACTLY like a combination of olive oil and human vomit!<br /><br />No, sir, I am not IN THE LEAST bit exaggerating. <br /><br />Let's be honest... we've all had that happen to us, where a little bit of vomit kind of squirts its way back up into our throat and into the back of our mouths.<br /><br />You remember that sharp, unpleasant, acidic taste of a little bit of vomit finding its way back into the upper part of your throat? Well, imagine that taste mixed with a little bit of olive oil and you will have a pretty accurate understanding of what this highly prized Chinese wine, Maotai, tastes like.<br /><br />NO, I NO KIDDING YOU, UH!<br /><br />~ D-FensDogg<br />'Loyal American Underground'Stephen T. McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-84576601094934241382011-12-18T15:33:26.010-08:002011-12-18T15:33:26.010-08:00My old man used to drink Ouzo with his farm buddie...My old man used to drink Ouzo with his farm buddies. They had some interesting nights conversing with the plants after the second bottle. My mom got me a bottle of Ouzo for my 21 st birthday but my future sister in law broke it on a move.mousiemarchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10946780831209471709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-47597156462025315252011-12-18T15:30:07.741-08:002011-12-18T15:30:07.741-08:00WOW man that was some funny stuffs. A bunch of my ...WOW man that was some funny stuffs. A bunch of my coworkers at the hospital are reading over my shoulder during lunch, and were all laughing our asses off. Good stuff. If the stuff kills ya will ya put me in your last will and testament? I'd love to have yer HO BIB and keep the yearly reading going... This one was great brother. A true gem amongst the gems. Or maybe I'm just dog tired. But we all enjoyed it.mousiemarchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10946780831209471709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-43664596393565385252011-12-16T13:59:04.915-08:002011-12-16T13:59:04.915-08:00KAREN ~
Ha!-Ha!
Listen to me... listen CAREFULLY!...KAREN ~<br />Ha!-Ha!<br /><br />Listen to me... listen CAREFULLY!...<br /><br />Yes, it's true, the "empty cup stay joss-stick lasting" - if I denied it, I'd be lying. And I try never to lie.<br /><br />But - LISTEN - it's still NOT worth it! The "joss-stick lasting" notwithstanding, this stuffs is just NOT WORTH DRINKING. You'll only end up poisoning yourself, particularly considering that your system isn't used to strong drink to begin with.<br /><br />Forget about the "joss-stick lasting" - don't listen to that siren's song.<br /><br />DON'T DRINK THIS! I BEG OF YOU!!!...<br /><br />~ D-FensDogg<br />'Loyal American Underground'Stephen T. McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-77806516615852389532011-12-16T13:47:26.472-08:002011-12-16T13:47:26.472-08:00I wasn't going to try it because I don't d...I wasn't going to try it because I don't drink ever, but now that I know the "empty cup stay joss-stick lasting," I'm thinking I need to get some.Karen M. Petersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972093977468313631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-29393886814471217372011-12-16T00:29:27.665-08:002011-12-16T00:29:27.665-08:00SHEBOYGANBOY SIX ~
As the intoxicated Santy Claus ...<b>SHEBOYGANBOY SIX ~</b><br />As the intoxicated Santy Claus says in 'Miracle On 34th Street': <i>"Well, a man's gotta do SOMETHING to keep warm!"</i><br /><br />Secondly, my question to YOU is: How are you able to face "this world" without it?! Hell, it's only the thought of another "Happy Hour" that gets me through each day. And even then, only barely so.<br /><br /><br /><b>SIG ~</b><br />Thanks! Glad ya liked it!<br /><br />"Ozo"? Did you mean (or is that just another way of writing) "Ouzo"? - the Greek liqueur that tastes like licorice? If so, I used to like that stuffs way back in the early '80s.<br /><br />Rakki, I've never heard of. The name alone is kinda scary.<br /><br />German beer - check.<br />Spanish sherry - definitely check!<br />Portugese Port - don't think I've had it, but I'm guessing you're quite right.<br /><br /><i>>>...Just forget drinking ANYTHING from Asia!!</i><br /><br />Ya know, as much as I rant and rave about the U.S. and the corruption here... after one GraMar cup-full of Maotai, I was really thinking what a blessing it is to live here. Imagine if Maotai was considered, like, the "Cadillac" of American alcoholic beverages!<br /><br />I ain't saying I'd go "on the wagon", but I think I can safely say I'd never have another hangover! (I couldn't stand to drink enough of it in one night to really tie one on. It took me about 35 minutes to get that small GraMar cup's-worth of it to cross my tongue!)<br /><br />~ D-FensDogg<br />'Loyal American Underground'Stephen T. McCarthyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00249125637725791567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-32769939036457962452011-12-15T18:46:16.738-08:002011-12-15T18:46:16.738-08:00That is soooo funny!! I have found in my travels t...That is soooo funny!! I have found in my travels that in other countries what is a prized libation is far from what I would find good. I think the thing is, if you live after drinking the (name your country) libation, you are worthy of living.<br /><br />Wine in Bhutan tastes like rotten musty grapes. The prized wine in Romania's "wine region" is not any better. <br /><br />You can develop a taste for Rakki, or Ozo over time (and killed taste buds)<br /><br />Ok...German beer is good...as is Spanish Sherry, and Portugese Port<br /><br />Oh, and the National Libation of Morocco is Mint Tea, and that is pretty good. <br /><br />Just forget drinking ANYTHING from Asia!! Its a wonder that dysentery is not a normal condition.<br /><br />Wait!! Maybe it is!!<br /><br />SigSig Wynne-Evanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17758754941954867390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-557564794535751440.post-86137506440166010312011-12-15T16:22:29.252-08:002011-12-15T16:22:29.252-08:00This world of drinking you describe is foreign to ...This world of drinking you describe is foreign to me!<br /><br />Why put this stuffs in your gullet? FOUL!!Sixnoreply@blogger.com