Thursday, March 17, 2011

FUHK AUSTRALIA!

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At school, Casey Heynes had been picked on and picked on and picked on, and finally he reached the end of his tolerance and body-slammed the little bully, Ritchard ("Dick") Gale.

Hey, Little Dick, did you learn a lesson? Little girlie dogs shouldn’t pick on BIG MANLY DOGS! Remember that, Little Dick, for it will serve you well as you go through life.

The school in Australia, where this incident occurred, suspended BOTH boys. But then that shouldn’t surprise us, since everyone knows that the most emasculated countries in the world are Australia, Canada, and France. (The United States of America probably gets only fourth place on the “Most Emasculated Countries” list.)

Internet service: $39.99
Popcorn & Soda Pop: $4.50
The sound of Little Dick's body meeting the pavement?: Priceless!

I love this video!: love it, Love it, LOVE it!

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8 comments:

  1. Oh wow... I have to admit I liked the video too...hehehe

    Thanks for stopping by and for commenting on my story. And as for your question, whether I believe our deceased loved ones be capable to interact with us in our dreams, I really don't know. I'd like to believe it...for my own comfort.

    Yet, all I can think this morning, while sippin' my black coffee, is of Stephen King's quote: “...Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." :-D))

    Doris

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  2. DORIS ~
    A sensible answer. Thanks for replying.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  3. It seems like I saw this same post on someone else's blog.

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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  4. BOID ~
    Someone's ripping me off? But why? My posts don't even get ME an audience. I can't imagine they would work any better for anyone else.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  5. So the school expels him for defending himself.

    And we wonder why we have adults who can't stand up for themselves.

    While I would agree with people who hold out that there are more constructive ways to settle disputes than fighting, my father, who is not a violent man, gave me two pearls of wisdom:

    "If you run now, you'll be running for the rest of your life."

    "I never want to hear that you started a fight in school. If someone starts one with you, I want to hear you finished it."

    My father is a wise man. It is these encounters in our youth (the younger the better) that teach us to draw boundaries that adults respect.

    Not all bullies use their fists. I have seen adults get pushed around with words.

    I'm pretty sure the kid who thought he could "float like a butterfly and sting like a bee" will leave his boxing to Rocky movie reruns in the future.

    Good post, McDogg

    LC

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  6. Thanks, DR. DISCDUDE.

    Yup. Sometimes you just gotta stand up for yourself and be counted. (And hopefully not "counted out".)

    Australia is evidently not unlike America, where they want every person to feel tied to the apron strings of the Nanny State to solve all their problems; a dependent people.

    And their social engineers are likely also in the process - as are America's social engineers - of attempting to emasculate the males and masculinize the females, in order to create that perfect androgynous state of conditioned "worker bees".

    ..."The easier to merge into the One-World Governmental Order, muh dear."

    Yup, that's right - I'm onto 'em.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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  7. Damn, I'm not allowed to watch it because I don't have an account! If you have time can you send me a link which doesn't require that? I want to see.

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  8. JESSICA ~
    That's odd because I don't have an account with either of these sites and yet I'm able to view them as I would any other websites. Maybe it has to do with you being in Greece. I dunno.

    But the least I can do is try to locate a few other sources for you since you are from... Australia. DOH!

    Sorry 'bout that "Fuhk Australia" crack. Please don't take it personally. (I say "Fuhk America" too, if it makes ya feel any better.)

    I'll see what other links I can find and Email 'em to ya, AlliAllo.

    ~ D-FensDogg
    'Loyal American Underground'

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